Computers are high-speed idiots, programmed by low-speed idiots. I'd like to make the world a better place, but they won't give me the source code. Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” Russian roulette: [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click* how many M$ programmers does it take 2 change a light bulb?none they just make darkness a standard &tell everyone this behavior is by design *nix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.
A son asked his father(a programmer) why the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west. His response? It works, don't touch!
It compiles! Let's ship it.
In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those that know binary & those that don't
The new (insert current fast processor, but when I heard it, the value was "cray") is so fast, it can execute an infinite loop in only 3 seconds.
A biologist, an engineer, and a mathematician are staking out an empty house.
They see two people walk in.
Later, they see three people walk out.
The biologist says, "They must have multiplied!"
The engineer says, "I think it was measurement error."
The mathematician says, "Now, if exactly one person walks into the house, it will have zero people in it again
Today I announced eyeJ a new application for eyeOS that allows for applications to be written in Objective-J. Right now the system is in very early stages, only basic apps can be written at this point.
But for now check out this screen cast:
I have update the home page of my site using the Css framework 960 to organize all of the content on the home page from before when it was a mess. I have also made a new color them using white, black, orange, and gray on this page. I think that it looks a lot better. Tell me what you think in a reply.
I was looking at the info that was take from one of my appjet apps, and well take a look at the app first. You will need to reload the page a few times. The App
After looking at the App for a minuet look at the info that it has gathered. The Info
At least it is not as bad as it could be.
I have made another Appjet web site. This time it is for making Ubiquity commands and being able to distribute them at the click of a button. It is free and easy to get going with a small simple command. If you do not have Ubiquity yet then you can try it at http://labs.mozilla.com/projects/ubiquity/. Then head over here to get some new commands to try out.
So far I have the Ip-get app, that will determine your Ip address. "Quote" that gets a quote from my quote Appjet site and can insert it in to any text field.
I was trying to set up a virtual host with Apache on my MacBook and it turned out to be a bigger deal than I thought it would be.
Here are the steps that I took to setup "something.local"
First add a alias name to the mac os.
1) Open terminal Applications/Utilites/Terminal
2) Type "sudo nano /etc/hosts" (without quotes) and enter your password
3) Go to the end of the file using the arrow keys and add to the file "127.0.0.1 something.local" (without quotes)
4) Control X (Not apple key Control) , The "Y" key and enter
5) Now another config file type "sudo nano /etc/apache2/httpd.conf"
6) Go to the end of the File and add
Ok, so I was trying to upload a 22 min, and I hit a road block because the video was longer than 10 min. So what I ended up doing is splitting the video into 3 parts and adding them all to a play list so that when one video finishes the next starts.