Bill Gates vs General Motors

I have no idea if this is true but it is worth something.

Bill Gates vs General Motors

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with
technology like the  computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00
cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”

In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1.    For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2.    Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3.    Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut
off the car, restart it, and  reopen the windows before you could continue.
For some reason you would simply accept this.

4.    Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to
reinstall the engine.

5.    Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy  to drive – but would run on
only five percent of the roads.

6.    The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single “This Car Has  Performed An Illegal Operation”
warning light.

7.    The airbag system would ask “Are you sure?” before deploying.

8.    Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna

9.    Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10.    You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.

Cams Vex Regional

Today my team did a great job at the Cams vex regional.  We were the first place team out.  And the head of the first place alliance.

687D (my team): head of the top alliance and going to world

687B: Second place on alliance and also going to world

569C (I think this is right but do not quote me): Third place of alliance, also won the programming and driving challenge.

687K: won the excellence award and will also be coming to world.

Cams Robotics

WordPress

Now I have moved my site and Blog over to WordPress.  When looking at my home page, I saw that it was doing a ajax load of the rss feed from my blog, as I had set up.  I noticed that I had very little content to put on the home page.  I did not start out this site with the plan that the home page would be a blog, but that is what it became.  And so now I am using wordpress with its cms to run this site.  I still have the files that were from before, such as the unPacker.

If you are thinking of trying wordpress, I would recommend it to my more technical friend.  This is only because I made my own theme based on what it looked like from before, but I am really liking wordpress and am finding the very easy to use.

Some jokes

Computers are high-speed idiots, programmed by low-speed idiots.
I’d like to make the world a better place, but they won’t give me the source code.
Software developers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
Russian roulette: [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo *Click*
how many M$ programmers does it take 2 change a light bulb?none they just make darkness a standard &tell everyone this behavior is by design
*nix is user friendly. It’s just very particular about who its friends are.

A son asked his father(a programmer) why the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west. His response? It works, don’t touch!

It compiles! Let’s ship it.

In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those that know binary & those that don’t

The new (insert current fast processor, but when I heard it, the value was “cray”) is so fast, it can execute an infinite loop in only 3 seconds.

A biologist, an engineer, and a mathematician are staking out an empty house.

They see two people walk in.

Later, they see three people walk out.

The biologist says, “They must have multiplied!”

The engineer says, “I think it was measurement error.”

The mathematician says, “Now, if exactly one person walks into the house, it will have zero people in it again

Jokes from: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke

960

I have update the home page of my site using the Css framework 960 to organize all of the content on the home page from before when it was a mess. I have also made a new color them using white, black, orange, and gray on this page. I think that it looks a lot better. Tell me what you think in a reply.

The unPacker again

The JavaScript unPacker is getting a lot of attention and I do not think that every one understands it. The unPacker was made to make code that was packed by the /packer/(with base62) human readable again. 99% of the code that comes out works without any changes, then running the code through FireFox with Firebug you should be able to easily find the error and fix the code. When I was testing the unPacker, I was unpacking jQuery, there would be about 3 error in the code, but I was able to find the error and fix the code in under 5 min with Firebug. (jQuery packed is about 32KB and about 52KB minified and it was designed to be able to be packed).
All the problem that I have heard about the unPacker I think are counter with what it is and can be used for. The basic idea was to be better that the replacing the eval with an alert to get all of the JavaScript in one long line. (jQuery in an alert is about 50,000 Character in one line)

The forum that I follow related to the unPacker.
The unPacker.

Ubiquity

I have made another Appjet web site. This time it is for making Ubiquity commands and being able to distribute them at the click of a button. It is free and easy to get going with a small simple command. If you do not have Ubiquity yet then you can try it at http://labs.mozilla.com/projects/ubiquity/. Then head over here to get some new commands to try out.

So far I have the Ip-get app, that will determine your Ip address. “Quote” that gets a quote from my quote Appjet site and can insert it in to any text field.